i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
World Heritage Post
Any non-American's ever hear about Buc-ee's?
The gas station that's as big as a football stadium, Buc-ee's?
The Wall of Jerky Buc-ee's?
The wall of candy Buc-ee's?
Renowned on America's highways for their billboards, Buc-ee's?
Renowned on America's highways for their bathrooms, Buc-ee's?
Would you like to join a cult, Buc-ee's?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A CULT, BUC-EE'S?
W̵̯̝̦̊̈́O̷͚̙̥̖͠U̶̢̗̽̈́͛̈́̄͜͜L̴̤̰̻͕̹͚̀͌̎̃̔Ḑ̴̭̙̞̑͗̈͗͠͠ ̶̨̤͉̿̈́́̍Y̸̩͈͒̈́̀̆̍Ǫ̷̘̪̋̄ͅU̸̗͔͕̅ ̷̪̘͋͑̈́̓͝Ḷ̵̨̦̜́̄͜͜I̴͔̒̕K̵͓͗̒E̶̢̮̊͂ ̶̝͐̑̇T̸̨̟̣̖̗̿̃ͅO̶̻̻̖̮͙̍̓̈͋͛͜ ̴̛̬͓́͆̅͘Ĵ̷̥͉͔̬̮̊͊Ŏ̷̧̯̬͚̖̃͜Ḭ̴̩̲̄̾̈́͆͑N̴̫̒̃̌̅ ̶̢͔̈́̃̄͌̀̕A̶͚̋̏̀ ̶͔̯̽͝ͅC̸͓̉̆͝Ū̵͇͂́̂͝L̸̪̲̳͗ͅT̷̯͙̠͇͙̖͗,̴̦̰͖̆͑͝ ̸̥̳̯̜̭̹̌͒͒̓̈́̾B̶̡̰͍̝̞̈́͗̄̍̾͘Ű̶͕̳͚̽̍̊͘͠C̷̡͍̣͂-̵̟̩̭̔É̸̻̫Ę̴͎͚̬̘̭́'̵̧̈́̑̽̀Ṣ̷̊͆͒̔̒̈́?̶͎͆?̴̛̭̖̰̬̐̔͗͘͠
ALL HAIL, BUC-EE'S!!!
the new pool boy position just opened at the vampire mansion (previous employee disappeared under mysterious circumstances)
Totally in love with adventure time lore about deities, monsters, natural cycles, and magical items. The Adventure Time universe is one of the most interesting and complete I've ever seen and the only reason it's so underestimated is because it belongs to a "children's" show. I love how most of the lore of deities and such are similar to popular prototypes of legends and stories of gods and warriors from our reality. For example deity A (GOLB) kills the wife of deity B (magical man) causing him to lose his sanity and become a dictator in his homeland, then this deity (magical man) is kicked out of his land by other deities, creating disasters in the land he arrives in (Ooo). A human trying to save her lover from a curse crosses his path in Ooo and gains his powers making her lose her sanity. Then to escape the cycle of madness that encloses her and her lover this human decides to sacrifice herself by fusing with the deity that started all this disaster (GOLB) avoiding a new attack from said deity. And this is just a minimal part of the adventure time's lore, every magic object, god, monster and every character has its own lore that unite forming a very complete and magic, sad, crazy and fucking amazing universe.
she fecundate my coitus until I conclude
socialism is when you have fun sex
Don’t forget the first victims when you go see Oppenheimer this opening weekend. Unforgivable not to include them in the narrative.
We love us some Nolan and Cillian but this is also a story that should never have taken place.
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This is what happens when the US government goes nuclear-crazy during the Cold War and mines a shit ton of uranium. Lambs born with three legs and no eyes, and human stillbirths and agonizing deformities for those that survive. For decades it was referred to as a Navajo-specific hereditary illness. No one made the link to the mines and the drinking water.
























